damn it, trudy! what about
the pineapple?
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ariaste:

unamusedsloth:

Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza

I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs”

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uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who doesn’t want to hear your favorite song, watch your favorite movie, read your favorite book

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DECKED OUT, BROADWAY EDITION: KEKE PALMER’S 4 CINDERELLA LOOKS

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anfagistan:

nezua:

A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco recently set up shop outside a marijuana clinic and sold 117 boxes of Girl Scout cookies within two hours. The cookies were such a big hit, she’s been invited back.

[boss ass bitch plays in the distance]

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doctorjimbo:

i can finally lock my photo app so that no one but me can enjoy my hundreds of pictures of my cats

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thetrifrmphm:

snorl4x:

how long will it burn if it isn’t an emergency???????

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regina-mills:

"Once upon a time, there was an enchanted forest filled with all the classic characters we know…or think we know.”

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parchmentsandquills:

booksandhotchocolate:

You know you read too much when you can spot a plot twist long before it even happens. 

image

That gif is so accurate.

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brianmalik:

if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away 

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harknessneverdies:

talesofspacetime:

deathtoallbutbees:

Guys I’m like 600% sure Peter Capaldi is just a grumpy owl.

You could say that he’s…Doctor Hoo.

OMG